Ass I.D Cap from ButtSnorkeler.

The Ass I.D. Cap. For when a regular I.D. just doesn't capture who you really are. Every legend needs identification. A passport says where you're from. A driver's licence says you passed a test. The Ass I.D. Cap says you've achieved something far more important — you've stopped caring what people think and started living. When Tane from Rotorua wore this cap to the supermarket, the checkout girl scanned his groceries slower than humanly necessary. He thought the barcode scanner was broken. It wasn't. She was reading his cap. "Ass I.D.?" she said. "What's your Ass I.D. number?" Tane had never been flirted with at a Countdown before. He blanked. He said "Four?" She laughed so hard she had to call for a replacement on checkout three. Camo and White versions available — because sometimes you want your Ass I.D. to blend in, and sometimes you want it to SHINE. Flipper didn't need I.D. He was recognisable everywhere. So will you be. 🧢