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HardTail Tank from Buttsnorkeler.

$20.00 NZD

"Go Hard or Go Home. She'll Notice."

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The Story 🀿

🏍️ THE HARDTAIL TEE β€” A ButtSnorkeler Love Story 🏍️ "Go Hard or Go Home. She'll Notice." It started, as all great Kiwi love stories do, at a Taupo petrol station at 6am on a Tuesday. Big Rangi β€” President of the Whanganui HardTail Hogs β€” was filling up his Fat Boy when he saw her. Aroha. Leaning against a cherry-red Sportster. Eating a pie. Not even looking up. Rangi did what any self-respecting Harley man would do. He dropped the petrol nozzle on his boot, swore loudly, and tried to play it cool. "Sweet bike," he said. "Sweet tee," she said, finally looking up β€” eyeing his ButtSnorkeler HardTail Tee like it was the most interesting thing she'd seen since the All Blacks won the World Cup. The gang watched in silence. Twenty-three grown men on Harleys, not breathing. By the time they hit the open road, she was riding beside him. The wind was up, the sun was out, and Rangi's HardTail Tee was doing exactly what it was designed for β€” getting noticed. The boys fell in behind them, three bikes wide, engines rumbling like they approved. Every time Aroha glanced over and grinned, Rangi sat a little taller. The tee said it all: Dive Deep. Performance. By Taihape they were side by side. By Palmerston North the gang had voted her Honorary Road Captain. By Wellington… Rangi had already decided he was never riding without her again. Because when you wear the HardTail Tee, you don't just go hard… You go home with the girl who noticed.

Why Kiwi Legends Wear It

  • 🏍️ Whanganui HardTail Hogs approved
  • πŸ’ͺ Sleeveless edition β€” guns out for the ride and the romance
  • πŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ The tank that started a love story at a Taupo petrol station
  • 🀿 Dive Deep. Performance.
  • 😎 "Go hard or go home. She'll notice."

Materials & Details

T-Shirts & Tanks

30/1, 100% Cotton, Combed Ring Spun Fine Jersey 150 grams, 4.4 ounces

  • β€’ 3/4" rib height
  • β€’ Set in collar
  • β€’ Taped shoulder to shoulder
  • β€’ Double needle sleeve and bottom hem
  • β€’ Sizes S - 2X
  • β€’ NAFTA CERTIFIED
  • β€’ Reactive Dyed
  • β€’ Made in the USA