Burgundy Tee Dive Deep Logo from Buttsnorkeler.

The Burgundy Dive Deep. For the lad who's tired of blue and black but isn't ready for pink. The "I'm sophisticated but I still think farts are funny" zone. Here's how it went down for Callum from Christchurch: He wore the Burgundy to a vineyard tour in Waipara. Classic move — a winery with the lads, pretending to know what "tannins" are. She was in the group ahead. Sundress. Sunglasses. Completely out of his league. The guide said "now swirl your glass." Callum swirled too hard. Wine everywhere. On the table. On his mate. On HIS tee? Not a drop. Burgundy on burgundy, baby. Invisible. She saw the whole thing. Walked over. Looked at the tee. "Dive Deep? More like Dive Into the Pinot." Everyone laughed. Callum laughed. The tee remained spotless and dignified. Flipper never spilled. But if he did, he'd be wearing burgundy. 🍷