Indiana Bones Tee (Black) from Buttsnorkeler.

🏴‍☠️ THE INDIANA BONES TEE — A ButtSnorkeler Love Story 🏴‍☠️ "Go Hard or Go Home. She'll Notice." Brad launched off the top of Mount Maunganui, Indiana Bones tee flapping in the wind as he soared out over the sparkling ocean. Below him, the iconic maunga dropped away dramatically, and out in the harbour his mates were already going hard on a luxury yacht — balloons, beers, and chaos in full swing. Then he saw her. Pamela. Standing on the bow in the ButtSnorkeler Spring Break Tank, blonde hair catching the breeze, looking like the ultimate Kiwi summer fantasy. The tank was doing exactly what it was designed for — getting noticed from a mile away. Brad's heart did a barrel roll. He was supposed to glide down and land smoothly on the back deck like a civilised human. Instead, he banked hard left, aimed straight for the front of the yacht, and came in hot over the water. The boys on the boat started yelling. "Brad, you absolute madman!" "Pull up, you legend!" Too late. He touched down right in front of Pamela in a dramatic spray of lines and fabric. The paraglider collapsed behind him like a superhero cape. Pamela raised an eyebrow, drink in hand. "Nice landing, Indiana… from Mount Maunganui no less." Brad grinned, still buzzing from the flight. "Couldn't help it. Saw the tank… had to come say hi." She looked him up and down, clocking the Indiana Bones tee. "Bold choice. Both of us." The whole boat erupted. Because when you wear ButtSnorkeler, sometimes the only move is to launch off Mount Maunganui and land straight in front of the girl who's already repping the brand. 🏴‍☠️