Indiana Bones Tee (Black) from Buttsnorkeler.

Indiana Bones. Not the archaeologist. Not the movie. Something far more dangerous — a Kiwi lad in a killer tee. Picture this: Raglan. Saturday arvo. The surf's pumping, the fish and chips are hot, and there's a girl at the next table who just ordered the same thing as you. Coincidence? The universe thinks not. But you're frozen. You've got the social skills of a garden gnome. You're one awkward wave away from becoming a TikTok cringe compilation. Enter: Indiana Bones. She sees the tee. She snorts her L&P. She says "Oh my god, Indiana BONES?" You shrug like you didn't specifically choose this tee for this exact scenario. "Yeah, I'm kind of an adventurer," you say, gesturing vaguely at your fish burger. Indy never needed smooth words. He had a whip and a hat. You've got a ButtSnorkeler tee and a complete inability to make eye contact. Somehow, it works. The adventure begins. Dive deep. 🏴‍☠️