Bart Simpson "EAT MY SHORTS" from ButtSnorkeler.

Bart Simpson meets ButtSnorkeler. The crossover episode NOBODY asked for and EVERYBODY needed. EAT MY SHORTS — the battle cry of every 90s kid, now available on premium cotton for the modern legend. This tee is for the lad who grew up watching The Simpsons and absorbed Bart's energy like a sponge. The "underachiever and proud of it" energy. The "I didn't do it" energy. The energy that somehow, against all logic, is incredibly attractive. Ruben from Lower Hutt wore this to a 90s-themed party. He was the only one who came in a tee instead of a costume. Everyone else was in neon windbreakers and bucket hats. Ruben was in ButtSnorkeler x Bart. "That's not a costume," someone said. "That's a lifestyle," Ruben replied. She was dressed as Lisa Simpson. She appreciated the crossover. They debated which Simpsons season was best (seasons 3-8, obviously) for three hours. Bart never needed to try. The tee doesn't need to try. You? You just need to show up. Ay caramba. 📺