Buttsnorkeler 3/4 Sleeve -1st Mate Tee

The 3/4 Sleeve 1st Mate. Because full sleeves are commitment and sleeveless is chaos. This is the Goldilocks of arm coverage. Josh from Napier bought this tee for one reason: his arms look slightly better when the sleeves end at exactly the right place. That's it. That's the whole strategy. But then — the magic happened. He was at the Napier Night Market. She was at the paella stand. He was at the dumpling stand. Their eyes met across a sea of fairy lights and steam. She looked at his tee. "First Mate?" she called out. "Who's the Captain?" Josh panicked. His brain buffered. His mouth said: "Depends. You free Saturday?" WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? Josh doesn't talk to people. Josh talks to his cat. But the 3/4 sleeve First Mate energy channeled some kind of maritime confidence he didn't know he had. Flipper had a whole crew. You just need one. And this tee will find them. ⚓