Captains Tee by Buttsnorkeler.

The Captain's Tee. Not a Cap — a Captain's TEE that ended up in the Caps section because even databases get confused by this much authority. This is for the lad who walks into a room and the room ADJUSTS. Not because he's loud. Not because he's tall. Because he's wearing a tee that says "I'm the Captain now" without actually saying it (that would be weird). Mike from Whitianga — a boat town, naturally — wore this to the local regatta. He doesn't own a boat. He doesn't know port from starboard. But in the Captain's Tee? Nobody questioned him. A girl from the yacht club asked him which boat was his. Mike pointed at the biggest one. "That one." It belonged to a retired dentist from Hamilton. Mike committed to the lie for three hours. Did she find out? Eventually. Did she care? Nope. The tee had already done its job. Flipper was basically the captain of every episode. Main character energy. That's what this tee delivers. ⚓