Captains Tee from ButtSnorkeler.

Captain's Tee — the variant. Because one Captain isn't enough for the ButtSnorkeler fleet. This version is the original Captain's energy — the one that started the maritime revolution in ButtSnorkeler lore. Picture Captain Kirk, but instead of boldly going where no man has gone before, he's boldly going to the Tauranga night market wearing a tee that declares quiet authority. Logan from Tauranga (Captain Logan, obviously) wore this every Saturday to the night markets for a month. Same tee, same spot, same dumplings. Week one: she noticed. Week two: she smiled. Week three: she stood next to him in the dumpling queue. Week four: she said "So... Captain of what exactly?" Logan said "Dumplings, mostly." That line shouldn't work. It absolutely shouldn't. But when you're the Captain? Everything works. A captain's log is a record of adventure. Your adventure starts when you put this on. 📜