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Denim Blue - Cream B.S Logo from Buttsnorkeler.

$20.00 NZD

"Denim energy without the chafing. You're welcome."

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The Story 🤿

The Denim Blue with Cream B.S Logo. For the lad who wants to look like he just walked off a yacht but actually just walked off the bus. There's something about this colourway that screams "I have a savings account" even when you absolutely don't. It's the visual equivalent of lying on your Tinder profile but in a charming way. Dylan from Dunedin wore this to a quiz night at his local. His team was called "The B.S. Artists." They came last. Dead last. Got one question right, and it was about dolphins (thanks, childhood Flipper obsession). But the girl keeping score? She was more interested in the tee than the trivia. "ButtSnorkeler? What even IS that?" And just like that, Dylan had a conversation that lasted longer than his team's dignity. The denim blue says "I'm relaxed." The cream logo says "But I've got taste." Together they say "I probably can't parallel park but I'll make you laugh trying." Dive deep into denim dreams. 🚢

Why Kiwi Legends Wear It

  • 🚢 Yacht club energy on a fish & chips budget
  • 💎 Denim blue + cream = visual poetry
  • 🧠 Makes you look 14% smarter (estimated)
  • 🎯 Quiz night armour — you'll lose, but you'll look good
  • 🤿 B.S. Logo in premium cream contrast

Materials & Details

T-Shirts & Tanks

30/1, 100% Cotton, Combed Ring Spun Fine Jersey 150 grams, 4.4 ounces

  • 3/4" rib height
  • Set in collar
  • Taped shoulder to shoulder
  • Double needle sleeve and bottom hem
  • Sizes S - 2X
  • NAFTA CERTIFIED
  • Reactive Dyed
  • Made in the USA