Girl Next Door Tee from Buttsnorkeler.

The Girl Next Door Tee. Not about the girl next door — about BEING the person the girl next door notices. Big difference. Ethan from Hamilton has lived next to Mia for four years. FOUR YEARS. They wave. They small-talk about the weather. He once helped her move a couch. It was the most physical contact he's had in months. Then Ethan wore this tee to mow the lawns. (Yes, mowing the lawns. Romance isn't dead, it just smells like two-stroke.) Mia was getting her mail. She saw the tee. She laughed out loud. "ButtSnorkeler? Ethan, WHAT?" And for the first time in four years, the conversation went beyond weather and bin night schedules. She came over for a beer. Then dinner. Then... well, Ethan's still mowing her lawns, but now he has a key. Flipper lived in a lagoon next to a house. Basically the original girl-next-door situation. Even dolphins know proximity is power. 🏠