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Spring Break (White) Tee from Buttsnorkeler.

$20.00 NZD

"Spring Break in white. Clean slate. Dirty jokes."

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The Story 🤿

Spring Break White. The tee that says "I'm starting fresh" while the logo says "but I haven't changed AT ALL." White tees are a commitment. They're a bold declaration that you will NOT eat spaghetti today. That you WILL sit carefully. That you are, temporarily, a responsible adult. Liam from Taupo wore this to the Great Lake Relay. Not running — spectating. He's a firm believer that the best athletics are watched from a camping chair with a Tui in hand. She ran past. Literally ran past. Then doubled back. Mid-race. She doubled back mid-race to say "I love your shirt." Liam was speechless. A woman just SACRIFICED HER RACE TIME for his tee. That's the kind of power you're dealing with. She finished the race. Found him after. The tee was still white. Liam was still in his camping chair. The spark was real. Flipper was fast in the water but he always stopped for the right moment. Be like Flipper. Wear the Spring Break White. ⚡

Why Kiwi Legends Wear It

  • ⚡ White — for the tee that stops traffic (literally)
  • 🏃 Great Lake Relay tested — race-interrupting quality
  • 🍻 Camping chair compatible — spectator legend wear
  • 🏖️ Spring Break vibes — fresh starts, same legend
  • 🤿 The tee women stop mid-race for (true story, probably)

Materials & Details

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30/1, 100% Cotton, Combed Ring Spun Fine Jersey 150 grams, 4.4 ounces

  • 3/4" rib height
  • Set in collar
  • Taped shoulder to shoulder
  • Double needle sleeve and bottom hem
  • Sizes S - 2X
  • NAFTA CERTIFIED
  • Reactive Dyed
  • Made in the USA