Turquoise Butt Snorkeler Logo Tee: Booty Positive Apparel

Turquoise. The colour of tropical lagoons, your nan's favourite necklace, and the vibe this tee brings to every situation. Booty Positive Apparel. Because in a world of negativity, someone needs to stand up (or sit down, comfortably) and say: "Butts are great. All of them. Moving on." Oliver from Rotorua — geothermal legend — wore this to the Polynesian Spa. Over his togs, obviously. Walking through town. She was a tourist from Melbourne trying to find the Eat Streat. "Excuse me, do you know where—" she started. Then she saw the tee. Read it. "Booty Positive Apparel." She forgot her question. New question: "WHERE do I get that?" Oliver pointed to his chest like it was a storefront. "ButtSnorkeler dot Kiwi, babe." He has NEVER called anyone "babe" before. The turquoise energy possessed him. She bookmarked the website. She also bookmarked Oliver's Instagram. He didn't find out until three weeks later when she liked 47 photos in a row. Turquoise: the colour of unexpected connections and aggressive Instagram stalking. 🐬